Jib Jab - It's time for some campaignin'

Genial parodia del que són les èpoques preelectorals, centrada en la cursa cap a la Casa Blanca.

Jib Jab - It's time for some campaignin' (clica per veure la lletra)

Come gather 'round Dick,
Condi, Scooter and Rove.
It's time to get packin'
we must hit the road.
But there's war,
and recession,
and bad mortgage loans.
And our legacy needs savin'!
So forget he's a jackass
who's liberally prone.

Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!

Old party friends
time to say "au revoir",
we failed to extinguish
Barack's rising star.
You were so close my darlin',
alas, no cigar!
And now their tune is changin'
I'll be back in four years,
heck it ain't all that far!

Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!

Gather Conservatives lend me a hand,
unless you want this
liberal wuss in command!
I spent years in a rat hole
in North Vietnam.
Now the Jihad needs containin'!
So forget my skin cancer
and swollen left gland.

Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!

Gosh, I'm so tir'd of
divisive exchange.
And I got one or two things
to say about change,
like the change we must change
to the change we hold dear
I really like change,
have I made myself clear?
So he'll talk about change
till you're deaf in the ear!

Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!

Citiziens gather
from both far and near,
for a ritual
we practice every four years.
When we promise you anything
you wanna hear,
to win the crown we're chasin'!
We spend billions of dollars
to make our points clear
to get you step up
and cast your vote here,
Then we spin you around
and poke you in the rear.

Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!
Yes, it's time for some campaignin'!